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Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas

Posted 12/25/2015 6:22 am by

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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Hillary got schlonged by a climate change mouse

 

White privilege snow covered homes and casinos
Suppressing the rights of all blacks and latinos

 

Gay presents were wrapped by the best non-white races
While parents tucked children away in safe spaces

 

They lie there confused in their organic beds
With visions of gender-change drugs in their heads


When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
I dropped the remote to see what was the matter

 

I thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash
I turned off the porn and covered my stash

 

And there to behold was a man on a trike
It was transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke!

 

He wore a gray pantsuit with a hole in the center
Had a body like Midler and face like Jenner

 

“On Honkey and Redneck and Bigot and Kike!”
Screamed transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke


They clattered for minutes with rooftop taps
Reindeer bitching and moaning about gender pay gaps

 

Then down from the chimney came a disfigured mass
It was transgender Santa, twerking frantic bare ass

 

Nowhere were presents or gifts in his sack
But a hand-written note, “I identify as BLACK!”

 

Santa opened his bag and spilled to the floor
Papers with more victim slogans galore

 



“I’m offended!” “That’s hurtful!” “I think that was MEAN!”
Slick crybully slogans spilled over the scene

 

“No more toys!” said St. Nick, “No commercialization.”
“This year I give gifts of victimization!”

 

The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter
While grubbing for food stamps ‘cuz Black Lives do Matter

 

More poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting
Means years of rewards for the party of hating

 

To get what they want, they use madness of crowds
They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud!


The media screams how their plight is unjust
While entitlement spending pushes nation to bust

 

TransSanta lay a finger aside of his nose
Then snorted some coke and upwards he rose

 

He flew back to his sweatshop of obedient Elves
With Planned Parenthood baby parts stocked on the shelves

 

Rejoicing Big Brother confiscation and theft
He said: “Happy Holidays to all; and stay trapped on the left!”

 

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