WTF? Little Hitler: Experts Claim Adolf Had a Micro Penis: “Could Account For His Deep-Seated Fury”
(To say Hitler was a bit angry is an understatement. Now we may know why.)
It appears that historians may have finally figured out why Adolf Hitler was so incredibly angry and had to attack his perceived enemies with a multi-million strong military at the first sign of being challenged.
In their book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, the authors note that the leader of the Third Reich had two genital abnormalities:
‘Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis.’
The two conditions would go a long way to explaining why the tyrant had a fear of being seen naked and could account for his deep-seated fury.
His personal doctor Theodor Morell, a qualified urologist, is also believed to have noted Hitler’s hypospadias.
He is also understood to have given him hormones, amphetamines and cocaine in a bid to boost his sex drive with partner Eva Braun.
In December, researchers from the University of Erlangen say they had found documents that appeared to back up the claim that Hitler only had one testicle, long considered a myth.
Source: Daily Mail
(I vant you to tell everyvon. It is zis big!)
It was apparently common knowledge that Hitler was missing a testicle and during the war the allies came up with a marching song making fun of Little Hitler:
For decades it was alleged that Hitler had lost his testicle at the battle of the Somme during the First World War.
The lyrics go: ‘Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’
A micro penis measures somewhere in the area of 1.2 inches and about one in 200 men reportedly suffer from the condition globally. Given the size, it may make sex awkward and difficult, which may explain why Hitler’s contemporaries report that he had an almost non-existent sex life:
People who knew Hitler also noticed he was not into sex with his mistress, Eva Braun.
Nazi architect, Albert Speer, who was tasked with designing his leader massive buildings, said after the war that it was very noticeable.
He said: “By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women.
“In the case of Eva Braun in particular, it seems clear to me that aside from occasional passionate episodes there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.”
The adage that when men go to war they are really just trying to prove whose penis is bigger may well come into play here and it may explain why Hitler just had to have a bigger rocket than everyone else:
It makes us wonder, with all the wars being fought around the globe, is it possible that a much higher percentage of world leaders have a smaller-than-average penis size versus the general male population?
Author: Mac Slavo
Date: February 23rd, 2016
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